The Wallaby Ranch

Getting High

Swerve Magazine
By Chuck Dinkins




My eyes shot open at 6:45 am, I think my body knew what I was about to do. I hurriedly got myself ready to leave my apartment as I mentally plotted the fastest route from my place to Charlie's house. I arrived at Charlie's to find him just waking up and groggy, not visibly as excited as I was. We jumped in his truck and were on our way to what would turn out to be the most exciting adventure I've had in recent years. I think Charlie could see through my feeble attempt to pass this off as just another day. I was so amped I couldn't eat breakfast. This was it, man! I was going hang gliding at the Wallaby Ranch. 
As we pulled up to the ranch I could see that the activities had already begun. There were several people ahead of me, so I had to put myself in stall mode. As I watched each person go up, I could not wait until it was my turn. While we waited we talked to Boz, one of the ranch hands who works there. He told us how hang gliding was like three dimensional wind surfing and that it was one of the most incredible feelings in the world. 
After signing a release form it was finally my turn. I walk over to the larger-than-life glider and with nervous anticipation I stepped into the harness. One of the resident experts, Malcolm, handed me my helmet as he began to get into his harness next to me. Malcolm explained that he wanted me to hold lightly the bar in front of me and let my arms relax, so that he could freely move the bar and steer the glider. Malcolm asked if I was nervous and in the cheesiest manly voice I replied, "Oh, no. Not at all"--LIE! 
While all this went on, the tow plane maneuvered itself into position about 35 yards in front of us. The combination of the humming tow plane engine and all the friendly support people turned my nervousness into total excitement. 
After a few more minutes of instructions the signal was given. The increasing roar of the engine stared to move the tow plane down the grass runway pulling Malcolm and me behind it. faster and faster...And there I was in prone position strapped to a hang glider. Man, what a rush! The glider began to leave the ground and I was grinning ear to ear. Malcolm steered the glider as we rose higher and higher. Past roof tops, past the tree lines, we circled the ranch getting higher every second. Past some clouds we climbed to approximately 2,030 feet. I thought I was amped now, but the best was yet to come. 
Malcolm reached up and pulled the cord release and with the exit of the plane, we were on our own. No more sound of the engine, just the sound of the wind and the smell of the clouds. That's right the smell of the clouds...Yeah I didn't know they had a smell either. It was indescribable. 
You could almost taste it. I could see for miles and it was absolutely beautiful. The air was cool and fresh, it seemed perfect. Then it got better, Malcolm began to explain to me how to steer one of these machines. 
Much like riding a bike you lean into turns using body weight to control left and right turn. The speed is determined by the position of the basetube. 
To go faster, you pull the bar towards you an, of course, to slowdown you push it away from you. 
So...there I was flying on my own. I was in total control. Malcolm told me that once you learn how to read the winds and clouds you can stay up for hours. What a job! With the wind in my face I maneuvered the glider through the skies, and I quite literally was on "cloud nine". Malcolm told me to steer toward this clout that was just below us to the right. As we approached it, my shadow appeared on the cloud and I would see something quite extraordinary. With the morning sun behind us, I began to see an incredible circular rainbow surrounding my shadow. My God! It was the most exciting sight I had ever seen. Malcolm told me it is called the "pilots halo". It was a truly spiritual sight. Being in the air and seeing things like the pilots halo sure put many things in perspective. Soon after that Malcolm took over the controls and gave me a cool ride. He pushed the bar forward almost stalling, then pulling it back hard we dove towards the ground. This was better than any amusement rides I had ever been on. We circled the ranch while getting closer to the ground. Our speed increased and the earth got larger. As we came speeding up on the same grass runway, Malcolm pushed the bar forward slowing down the glider and as gently as we took off we were back on the ground. What an incredible ride. Malcolm and the guys at Wallaby share a special bond, the sky. The talent of riding the wind is amazing and I'm very envious. I thank them for giving me the chance to experience a high that few get to experience. Thanks guys. I hope to see you again. 

MAKE PLANS FOR YOUR OWN THRILL OF A LIFETIME.
Just the ranch a call at (863) 424-0070 when you're ready. The Wallaby Ranch is only thirty minutes from of Orlando. It's just south of Disney on I-4 at Exit #23. Head north for 1.5 miles to Dean Still Rd. and go left. Take this road (it turns into a dirt road on the way there) for 1.7 miles until you see a black mailbox on your left and you're there. Remember, these guys are serious Hang Glider pilots, not just weekenders. So don't just go out there to hang out. This is a participant sport. The whole crew is awesome, they will ease any apprehension you may have and make you feel right at home. Go ahead and drop him a line for prices and more information at Wallaby Ranch, 1805 Dean Still Road, Davenport, Florida 33837.